Nice try, "xomegaroni," but if anyone here knew how to Google anything, this site basically wouldn't exist.

Preppy, peppy, who gives a shit? It's 7th grade.

I just tried this AND IT WORKS

In Jordan's defense, this girl does seem like a real bitch.

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