I don't know but I doubt it's because you're touching shit with your penis.
Whatever happened to using your free time playing Nintendo?
Don't read this one if you liked your childhood.
Nobody at my school ever took showers after gym class. We did smell pretty bad, but at least we didn't have to deal with this kind of thing.
It might be a bad idea to pull on your tiny dick while you're showering in front of your peers.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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