Good news. Absolutely every shitty sketch and dumb wallpaper anyone has ever made is now considered art.
The search begins to find someone - anyone - who might give a fuck.
Shut up fag.
You'd be better off with a glowing piece of the radical rock embedded in your skull.
I have a secret male crush on Geordi Laforge.
I'M FAT AND UGLY BUT IT'S SOCIETY'S PROBLEM AND NOT MINE!!
Mine is Tito and chiggers.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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