Yes, but you'd get fish AIDS, and they made a cream for that.


Our sixteenth president was Abraham Lincoln.


Third-party supporters are just throwing their vote away.


Douche with food coloring before you get inseminated.


THIS IS MY FETISH.


Pet Island Answers


Ah, to be young, horny, and stupid again.


I had such a crush on Ally McBeal when I was younger and that show was on. Am I gay?


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