You see, black guys, they drive a car like this. But white guys, see, they drive a car like this.
Black guys have names like Carl, while white guys have names like Lenny.
Haha he didn't just "see" an Asian couple, he "witnessed" it. Haha dumbshoe.
I feel the same way. VICKIE LAWSON DOES EXIST!!! SHE DOES EXIST DAMNITT!!!
From now on I will personally shit in every white woman's hair.
Jews rule, Aryans drool!!!
WANTED: White chick to enjoy long walks to the unemployment office and passing out at a seedy bar after I dryhump you to completion.
I thought Austraila was like some really elaborate Hollywood movie set now.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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