The way our country is headed it might one day be legal to own a cat with a dog's head fused onto it's ass. A man can dream can't he?

Jesus, Jesus, He's our man! If he can't do it no one can! Gooooo Jesus!

I wish someone's master plan would be to build a giant robot and destroy Texas with it.

I'm sure he means the McDonalds corporation and not Jewish people. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Well what aren't the Jews responsible for then?

Well I'm racist against numbers but you don't hear me complaining about math classes. Pussy.

I'm guessing "White Knight" wasn't a big fan of Lando Calrissean.

Poor girl...

And finally, the biggest moron the internet has to offer.

If this feature has taught us anything, and it hasn't, it's that racists want nothing more than to have the gigantic genitals of a black man, the math skills of a Jewish person, and the discipline of an Asian man. Through the power of genetic engineering we can accomplishment this feat. Find it in your heart and donate your car or boat to this wonderful cause. Join us next week when we feature stained office furniture discussion forums.

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