You can probably find someone on the Internet that will show you their genitals for free, but I doubt you'd like it.

This is not a good way to attract women.

I wish Microsoft would set a date to launch "Mitchell" and "Chris" into space.

"pp" wants to make sure he didn't accidentally copy and paste big swaths of text from Wikipedia.

"james" has gotta have his naked computer babes!!

I'm not sure how anyone can live on Earth for this long without knowing about the question mark suit guy.

The riddle in question is: How is Kelly Clarkson still making records? Nobody has solved it yet.

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