If a girl runs me over with her car, does that mean she likes me?
Don't give up until you are so ripped you can barely walk.
There's nothing like a little RATT to spice up a romantic moment.
Well I'm sure it's not as bad as you think
I put onion rings on my penis and rub ketchup into my chest.
What's not to like about smelling like a dumpster filled with rotting cabbage?
That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Popcorn Nihilist, 19, Pee Mart, kliksf, Lobsterboy, nude_action_man, Channah, Jigbit, Rocket Zionist, Eggz, doctormocktopus, xeper, Ethane, paraone, oldbullé, myname_isdoug and Guadalupe.
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Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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