I don't know what this person is talking about but he mentioned Something Awful so it must be important.

I feel sorry for that psychiatrist.

Hold on just a damn minute here. These people have a fetish for swallowing things?

Oh my God.

I'm speechless.

Let me translate the following paragraph. "Hey guys let's all go to the ZOO and have sex with the animals. Then we'll all roll our fat asses over to my stable where where my sexually abused horse lives and then eat it while jerking off to the fact that we are eating something. Tell me what you think!"

Yeah well I'm a pretty big cheese down at the cracker factory.


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