P.P.S. My mom is addicted to antidepressants and my dad bailed on us when he saw me sewing a tail to my jeans.

Here I will give you the nickname "get the fuck away from me retard, I'm trying to play football and score with girls"

Number 26 on the list doesn't really surprise me at all.

Bask in the glory of the imaginary transformation.

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