I don't know, let's consult with Dr. Makebelieve. He's a reputable source for information on RETARDED SHIT.

Heheh. Once Blueberry Afro blows his chance, the fair maiden will be mine.

It does not negate the fact, however, that I am indeed off my rocker.

Try fire.

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