I'm surprised the moderator only edited out the email address.

He knows how long his friends' penises are. Welp.

"lovemeh2006" might as well learn how to give good head now, because that's the only way she's going to get anyone to "love heh". Just from this one post you can predict a lifetime of issues and drama.

She's 19. Kick her out of the house already.

I wish I had the Internet when I was a kid because I had no idea what to do when my dick got hard. My mom straightened me out eventually.

Eat more prawns.

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