She's just a bitch! Whack her in the face with a shovel and have your way with her. You earned it son.

I lost my virginity to a tire pump.

Read the directions on the back of the box. If that fails, learn to read.

You need to raise your standards my friend. And by that I mean raise them to the 200-250 pound range.

Okay...

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Lay there as still as you possibly can. Don't enjoy it or make a sound. That's considered rude!

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