It looks like Old Weird Joe never did finish off Babs! Added just a few weeks ago, this video features our favorite foot fetishist Babs wearing some more shoes as her slaw-jawed husband orders her to "wiggle yer toes". Keep on keepin' on Babs you poster child for everything that is wrong with the world you.
"Once again, very, very sexy. Babz sexy feet r accentuated by the linez of those foot-huggin' soft solez. Would love 2 c 1 w/thoze mocz & some clean, tight-fittin', low-cut sox"
"Cute moccasins and pretty feet, what a beautiful combination. Love it!!"
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!