Oh, puh-leez. I've fucked assholes deeper than you. Get off your breathy, shallow soapbox and shave that stupid fucking beard off, you goddamn queer. I'm serious - if all the atoms of hydrogen in the universe were converted into pixels and formed the biggest ever, it still wouldn't accurately convey what a self-obsessed tool you are.
"Hey you're wearing clothes! My question for the candidates is "what will you do to keep crazy people like Ian Crossland off the streets?""-animalmedicines
"Hi, Ian. Are you high? And when are you going to log into StickAM to masturbate for us? You must be huge."
"reagan is regretting from the grave that he had all the mental wards closed with ian loose."
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Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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