DYLAN IS WIERD.

Original update: AwfulVision #2: Tehhh

5 months later, the only thing different about rheabowser is the increased number of drinks it would take before I'd consider fucking her. Seriously, she's a penis and a terrible blonde dyejob away from screaming at me to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.

Critics Corner

"TEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
-ch0pst1cks

"What is it about reflective surfaces that compels you and your impeded friends to act as stupidly as possible? It's like you lose 80 I.Q. points every time you see your reflection."
-Subourbonite

" u are the ugliets hoes i have ever seen
and im from washington state!
any way i hope that you kill yourselves naked in your bathrooms.
the end"

-dmeeks

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