Submitted by Aaron N.
Welp, let's get get this train wreck a-rollin':
"the blondÿ is hottt"
-TimmyJoe3491, Age 18
"THA BLONDEÿ IS CUTE"
-ROCKTINKLE, Age 29
"cuteÿ thas all"
-wethetalk, Age 27
"Theÿ blonde is hot"
-Spyder423, Age 20
"oh the girl in the White T shirt is pretty!!ÿ luv the hair!"
-Purrfectkitty101, Age 43
"blonde girl... ur really prettyÿ"
-tuckaluva, Age 23.
"ya'll are crazy, but theÿ blonde is hott"
-sublimegt, Age 25
"damn that blondie is hot asÿ fuck"
-keegandeath1, Age 108
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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