Submitted by me, bitches
Last week, I got a free Apple IIgs off of Craigslist from some dude who looked like Walter Mondale. Since I didn't know what the fuck to actually do with one of these things, I thought I'd look them up on Youtube.
I know I usually try to keep the video quality somewhere between "worthless" and "possibly made by a mentally handicapped person", but I think this is actually bad ass enough to enjoy on it's own merits. This same guy has also made an Atari laptop, a Commodore 64 laptop, an XBOX 360 laptop and a PS3 laptop. I am cynical and jaded as hell, but this actually impressed me.
As an added bonus, if you ever feel like a huge nerd loser, you can just watch this video and be safe in the knowledge that you'll never be a big enough sperg lord to make laptop versions of old ass computers.
(I am jealous)
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