Submitted by me, bitches
Last week, I got a free Apple IIgs off of Craigslist from some dude who looked like Walter Mondale. Since I didn't know what the fuck to actually do with one of these things, I thought I'd look them up on Youtube.
I know I usually try to keep the video quality somewhere between "worthless" and "possibly made by a mentally handicapped person", but I think this is actually bad ass enough to enjoy on it's own merits. This same guy has also made an Atari laptop, a Commodore 64 laptop, an XBOX 360 laptop and a PS3 laptop. I am cynical and jaded as hell, but this actually impressed me.
As an added bonus, if you ever feel like a huge nerd loser, you can just watch this video and be safe in the knowledge that you'll never be a big enough sperg lord to make laptop versions of old ass computers.
(I am jealous)
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!