take this job and shove it
Submitted by Will
Woops! Looks like they forgot to show the footage where he dies alone, penniless and cold in the gutter due to the current economic climate making "Above average at the Cabbage Patch" and "Spent weeks alone in my room practicing that stupid Vanilla Ice gang sign thing that only Vanilla Ice and I guess myself now know how to do" less than marketable skills and "quitting my job at your company with a dance routine ironically set to "2 Legit 2 Quit" by MC Hammer" a not entirely proper answer to "where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
That about "raps" (haha! because that is what Vanilla Ice does sort of!) it up for this week! Thanks to all my homies who sent in these moving images that my Neanderthal brain is too primitive to comprehend!
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