Submitted by Will
Woops! Looks like they forgot to show the footage where he dies alone, penniless and cold in the gutter due to the current economic climate making "Above average at the Cabbage Patch" and "Spent weeks alone in my room practicing that stupid Vanilla Ice gang sign thing that only Vanilla Ice and I guess myself now know how to do" less than marketable skills and "quitting my job at your company with a dance routine ironically set to "2 Legit 2 Quit" by MC Hammer" a not entirely proper answer to "where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
That about "raps" (haha! because that is what Vanilla Ice does sort of!) it up for this week! Thanks to all my homies who sent in these moving images that my Neanderthal brain is too primitive to comprehend!
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!