Submitted by Brandon Rahhal
Apparently "cranking dat Roosevelt" means sitting in a wheel chair and wearing a hat.
"omg i'm retarded. i was like 'why is he wearing an army shirt?' OHH, duh. lol."
"I nearly cried the first time I saw the hoe with a cape on it, but the best by far is when you "crank that Roosevelt" "
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