Submitted by Brandon Rahhal
Apparently "cranking dat Roosevelt" means sitting in a wheel chair and wearing a hat.
"omg i'm retarded. i was like 'why is he wearing an army shirt?' OHH, duh. lol."
"I nearly cried the first time I saw the hoe with a cape on it, but the best by far is when you "crank that Roosevelt" "
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!