Submitted by David B.
~I'm the dweeb, the geek with future bleak, the dorkwad and the nerd
The gangly creep, the otaku freak, the lord of all that spergs.
Lacking all clues, in Wal-Mart shoes, disappointment to my parents,
the biggest boob on all Youtube and Chris Chan's heir apparent~
-Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey, a thing I seriously spent 10 minutes writing
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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