Submitted by Phil G.
Uh, okay, here's Andy Kaufman... making out with a plush dog... and yelling about trolls...?
I am kind of having a mid-life crisis over the fact that I think I'd seriously rather watch that video of the dude cumming on Pinky Pie from a few pages ago than this thing. Hooooolyyyyyy shittttttt. I take back what I said, Bronies, furries will always be creepier than you.
"sendÿ me a pup when you finally fuck it!!!!"
"still a better love storyÿ than twilight"
"This guy is aÿ disgrace to furries. :/" (SethNote: NO. FURRIES ARE A DISGRACE TO FURRIES.)
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