Submitted by Phil G.
Uh, okay, here's Andy Kaufman... making out with a plush dog... and yelling about trolls...?
I am kind of having a mid-life crisis over the fact that I think I'd seriously rather watch that video of the dude cumming on Pinky Pie from a few pages ago than this thing. Hooooolyyyyyy shittttttt. I take back what I said, Bronies, furries will always be creepier than you.
"sendÿ me a pup when you finally fuck it!!!!"
"still a better love storyÿ than twilight"
"This guy is aÿ disgrace to furries. :/" (SethNote: NO. FURRIES ARE A DISGRACE TO FURRIES.)
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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