Submitted by Ronnie C.
Uh, yeah, you definitely shouldn't watch this if you're at work (unless your job is cool with you watching Youtube videos of dudes jacking off and cumming on My Little Pony toys).
I'm sure there are at least one or two "bronies" that read my article, so this goes out to you: can you seriously, for real, explain to me what the fuck is going on with your sub-culture? You are way, way into a show for little girls and it seems like half of your fan base is either autistic, creepy or a gross weird idiot. Often, all three simultaneously.
I'm not even fucking joking. Post it on our Facebook page or something. You weirdos have a lot to answer for. Jesus CHRIST.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!