Submitted by Ronnie C.
Uh, yeah, you definitely shouldn't watch this if you're at work (unless your job is cool with you watching Youtube videos of dudes jacking off and cumming on My Little Pony toys).
I'm sure there are at least one or two "bronies" that read my article, so this goes out to you: can you seriously, for real, explain to me what the fuck is going on with your sub-culture? You are way, way into a show for little girls and it seems like half of your fan base is either autistic, creepy or a gross weird idiot. Often, all three simultaneously.
I'm not even fucking joking. Post it on our Facebook page or something. You weirdos have a lot to answer for. Jesus CHRIST.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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