Submitted by Ronnie C.
Uh, yeah, you definitely shouldn't watch this if you're at work (unless your job is cool with you watching Youtube videos of dudes jacking off and cumming on My Little Pony toys).
I'm sure there are at least one or two "bronies" that read my article, so this goes out to you: can you seriously, for real, explain to me what the fuck is going on with your sub-culture? You are way, way into a show for little girls and it seems like half of your fan base is either autistic, creepy or a gross weird idiot. Often, all three simultaneously.
I'm not even fucking joking. Post it on our Facebook page or something. You weirdos have a lot to answer for. Jesus CHRIST.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
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