Submitted by John F.
Here's a fun game! See how far you can make it into this video without having a violently adverse reaction to it! Personally, I made it to the part where he said "back when Obama was in college, starting in 1971" before throwing my fucking computer out the window and then punching my wall until my fist resembled raw hamburger.
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Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!