Submitted by Dan H.
Sir I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you a ticket for using MIDI music unironically, gratuitous overuse of a blue screen and stock footage, implied necrophilia, awful singing, and a having pretty rad mullet. Normally, I'd let you off with a warning, but I see you're a repeat offender. You are hereby sentenced to death.
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