Submitted by Schadenfraulein
Look Japan, I know we kinda nuked two of your cities and killed thousands and thousands of your civilians, but don't you think this is going a bit far for revenge?
A bunch of miserable SHIT
"I haven't played the game yet, 'cause I heard you gotta change something on your computer that I didn't really understand, but it looks like a game I'd want to play.
Judging by the videos you've posted, I think Lilim looks like my favorite character, because I have a thing for redheads, especially gassy redheads. Plus, she seems like the girl who seems to enjoy farting more than the others; she's usually smiling instead of blushing like some ofÿ the girls. Gotta love a girl who likes to fart :P"
"I finally got this game to work on vistaÿ and
I've had a permanent boner ever since"
"Nanaru's butt grabs don't produce farts. They call lightning, which is why I didn't record her. Arika is the same thing, except she actuallyÿ has no butt grab moves."
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
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