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"The cat is simply learning through play. By wearing a hat, it tests its perception. It asks 'what would it be like if Iÿ didn't see'. He then spends a lot of time testing 'the blind world'; it seems funny, but the amount of time he does it shows me that he is learning to see without eyes. Quite an intellectual game, and quite a clever animal. Lovely cat."
"That cat should get a life "
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!