I was going to review this video, but accidentally left it playing while I went to take a huge dump. My girlfriend, however, watched it and had this to say about it:
"You left some video on while you were in there and it was some kid talking about how he gets Jeopardy questions right or something also I think the dog needs to go out. Can you hand me the dental floss, too?"
" you are a power nerd! to nerdy to be cool but still gets all the ladies! love your vid"
" Jeez, Phil! Haven't you ever heard of Asperger Syndrome??"
" I think you are a Geek like photo shop and shit, mabye you got some kind of damage to you'r head.... What ever :P cheer's."
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