Submitted by Paul Rice
For all of you out there who were hoping against all odds this week for a video featuring a 50+ year old guy guy tho looks like a combination of Patton Oswalt and Curly from the 3 Stooges playing the violin and then discussing lame-ass internet drama, this one's for you.
P.S. this is video one of a god-knows-how-many part series. woot
P.P.S. Check out his other videos. Nothing says "awesome" like a lumpy old man with a hardon for Linux and spelling nazism.
That about does it for this week! Sorry to cut it short this time, but I feel like I'm coming down with the flu or something! Feel free to email me and wish me a speedy death, or for that matter, send some videos for next time. Thanks to the usual suspects, word to your mother, peace ya'll. I'm outie.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!