Submitted by Paul Rice
For all of you out there who were hoping against all odds this week for a video featuring a 50+ year old guy guy tho looks like a combination of Patton Oswalt and Curly from the 3 Stooges playing the violin and then discussing lame-ass internet drama, this one's for you.
P.S. this is video one of a god-knows-how-many part series. woot
P.P.S. Check out his other videos. Nothing says "awesome" like a lumpy old man with a hardon for Linux and spelling nazism.
That about does it for this week! Sorry to cut it short this time, but I feel like I'm coming down with the flu or something! Feel free to email me and wish me a speedy death, or for that matter, send some videos for next time. Thanks to the usual suspects, word to your mother, peace ya'll. I'm outie.
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My game is funded. Now I know everything.
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