Submitted by Paul Rice
For all of you out there who were hoping against all odds this week for a video featuring a 50+ year old guy guy tho looks like a combination of Patton Oswalt and Curly from the 3 Stooges playing the violin and then discussing lame-ass internet drama, this one's for you.
P.S. this is video one of a god-knows-how-many part series. woot
P.P.S. Check out his other videos. Nothing says "awesome" like a lumpy old man with a hardon for Linux and spelling nazism.
That about does it for this week! Sorry to cut it short this time, but I feel like I'm coming down with the flu or something! Feel free to email me and wish me a speedy death, or for that matter, send some videos for next time. Thanks to the usual suspects, word to your mother, peace ya'll. I'm outie.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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