This man has bigger tits than every girl I've ever dated combined and for that matter a higher chance of heart disease and stroke.
On a serious note, look upon this and dread my friends, for this is how humanity will end. Not in the flash of an atomic bomb or decimated by some terrible disease but by becoming so fucking stupid, disgusting and fat that we eat ourselves to death live on the internet. For the lulz.
To the dolphins or elephants or whatever the fuck evolves to replace us, I offer this warning: do not follow in our fat, fleshy footsteps by inventing fast food; for that way, madness and diabetes lies.
"strokes, heart attacks, hepatitis, joint problems, diabetes, enjoy all of them you fat fuck.
damn you are pathetic and disgusting really i hate seeing people like you, when you could do some exercise and be healthier and happier"
"OMG, my eyes are burning ! PLEASE SOMEONE KILL THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT BEFORE I PUKE..."
"suprised he didnt eat the pickle off his tit.."
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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