Wet Bandit

Tie radio to dog.

Gaspy Conana

Theglavwen

Sit down and work on your knot-tying! It'll save your life one day.

Eryxias

Inspect the lights/laterns/torches on the far wall, maybe we can take them with us. Fire would be nice to have seeing as it appears to be cold. Then leave and go to the left.

Gaspy Conana

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