Tie radio to dog.
Sit down and work on your knot-tying! It'll save your life one day.
Inspect the lights/laterns/torches on the far wall, maybe we can take them with us. Fire would be nice to have seeing as it appears to be cold. Then leave and go to the left.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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