Tie radio to dog.
Sit down and work on your knot-tying! It'll save your life one day.
Inspect the lights/laterns/torches on the far wall, maybe we can take them with us. Fire would be nice to have seeing as it appears to be cold. Then leave and go to the left.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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