Go home and be a family man, Gray Garrison.
This contribution from Johnny Drama puts a new spin on spin.
PeriodCommaColon wins this week's prize for the best use of pastel colors in an image. Will he retain his title next Tuesday? It remains to be seen.
Look out for PipeRifle on tour at a local bookshop near you to discuss the process that went into creating this masterpiece.
RolandTower isn't afraid to show you the episode of The Simpsons that Fox tried to ban.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.