Local News, at Ten!
"elister" had to get the word out as quickly as possible!
"StreetPreacher" shows an anchor who is reading from her bowl of Cheerios again.
"StreetPreacher" has me locking my doors in fear!
"The Tacomaster" has all the news that's fit to chimp.
"blairerickson" would like to remind us that we were warned, but didn't believe it.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
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