"elister" surprises no one.
"foxfire" made this report a whole lot more interesting.
Just skip this image by "coonan". Just go.
Finally, "Livestock" is a dick and his Photoshop Phriday column is totally different than my Goldmine column, for a variety of reasons which I don't feel we need to go into. Also, it doesn't matter because ninety percent of you probably think all this is written by Lowtax anyway!
That's it for the good ones...go away unless you want to see shitty, terrible ones!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.