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"elister" surprises no one.

"foxfire" made this report a whole lot more interesting.

Just skip this image by "coonan". Just go.

Finally, "Livestock" is a dick and his Photoshop Phriday column is totally different than my Goldmine column, for a variety of reasons which I don't feel we need to go into. Also, it doesn't matter because ninety percent of you probably think all this is written by Lowtax anyway!

That's it for the good ones...go away unless you want to see shitty, terrible ones!

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