"elister" surprises no one.
"foxfire" made this report a whole lot more interesting.
Just skip this image by "coonan". Just go.
Finally, "Livestock" is a dick and his Photoshop Phriday column is totally different than my Goldmine column, for a variety of reasons which I don't feel we need to go into. Also, it doesn't matter because ninety percent of you probably think all this is written by Lowtax anyway!
That's it for the good ones...go away unless you want to see shitty, terrible ones!
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
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You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.