Millie "Cruise Disease: This thing. Will not. Stop. Laughing."
GnatKingCoal "Ferguson Syndrome: Affected infants will only eat Late, Late at night, and even then only when fed with jokes by a robot skeleton sidekick."
Millie "Dizzy Gillespie Disease"
Sir Nose "Zellweger Syndrome"
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.