Millie "Cruise Disease: This thing. Will not. Stop. Laughing."

GnatKingCoal "Ferguson Syndrome: Affected infants will only eat Late, Late at night, and even then only when fed with jokes by a robot skeleton sidekick."

Millie "Dizzy Gillespie Disease"

Sir Nose "Zellweger Syndrome"

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