Status: Connected to guide: JustinS
JustinS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
JustinS: How can i help you
You: i'd like to know about some of the actors from friends before they got on the show
JustinS: sure, you want bio's?
You: um yeah or what shows they were on before
You: cuz inever heard of any of them before the show starte
JustinS: Ok sure just a sec
You: specifically iwant to know about the funny one and the pretty one (not the hot one)
JustinS: Heres a site that has all the actors
You: oh aand if i could find out wHAT THE UGLY LOOKING GUY WAS IN BEFORE THATD BE GREAT
JustinS: Just scroll down to find who your looking for
You: JUSTIN I NEED A NEW SEARCH
JustinS: Which is the ugly guy?
You: I FORGET HIS NAME IM BAD WITH NAMES
You: JUSTIN MY KEYBOAD JUST BROKE
You: THE CAPS LOCK WONT TURN OFF AND I CANT TYPE THE LETTER
JustinS: Thats ok lol. This site is great
JustinS: scroll down to see photos and bios
JustinS: of all the actors and actresses
You: JUSTIN FOCUS ON KEYBOARD PLEASE I CANT STAND IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS
You: NEW SEARC
You: I ATE IT WEN TIS APPENS
JustinS: Ok what do you want info on, the keyboard or Friends?
You: ARG STUPID KEY
You: KEYBOARD JUSTIN
You: HELP PLEASE
JustinS: Just a moment
You: O GOOD AT LEAST THE H KEY WORKS AGAIN
You: IF YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING THAT TELLS ME WHY THE H KEy randomly stops working thatd be great too
You: oh hey it turned of
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Status: Connected to guide: NehalA
NehalA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
NehalA: How are you today>
You: this is kind of a weird question but my teacher said it would be ok to ask it as long as i am being mature about it
NehalA: Okay, go ahead.
You: im doing a report on racism for my class and i need to find some racial slurs that i can use as examples of racism in my report
NehalA: Are you looking for slurs that are offensive to a certain group of people?
You: and i know some from a video my teacher showed us yesterday but she said that some people are so full of hate they make up words for all differnt races and cultures
NehalA: Okay, let me see what I can find for you.
You: maybe if you tell me some, like one for each race then i can ask her if that is ok
NehalA: This first result covers different groups and even has some info on origins
You: thats helpful
You: oh no my school library is blocking the site though
NehalA: Oh sorry, try the wikipedia one, that one shouldn't be blocked.
You: oh man im afraid that the librarian will see she is really mean and might give me a referral for looking at this stuff even though i need it for class
You: wait now she's gone
NehalA: What grade are you in?
NehalA: Oh okay.
You: dang she came back i will have to write down the website and go later maybe
NehalA: Ok, is there anything else you'd like me find for you?
You: i need to find 3 before i go back to class though can you tell me just the first 3 you see in the list
You: and what they mean
NehalA: 1)Chex Mix (mixed races, Chinese/Mexican)
You: k thx
You: chex mix is a cereal thats weird that they use that word for racism
NehalA: Yes, it is pretty weird
NehalA: 2)Firecracker (Arabs, they blow themselves up)
You: oh no thats mean
You: not all of them are like that
NehalA: of course not, it's just a mean racial slur
NehalA: 3)Kalu (Indian acting like a black person, Kalu means black in Hindi)
You: hm that one is kind of interesting because i thought only americans were racist
You: are there 1 or 2 more
NehalA: yeah sure
You: k thx
NehalA: 4)Biscuit Lip (Blacks, reference to large lips)
You: makes sense
NehalA: 5)Coin slot (Asians, reference to their eyes)
NehalA: Are these results sufficient?
You: lol yeah
You: thanks biscuit lip
You: coin slot
NehalA: hey, that's not very nice!
NehalA: Can I find anything else for you?
NehalA: Okay then,
NehalA: Have a nice day!
NehalA: Good luck with your project!
NehalA: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
NehalA: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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