I am a copy editor for a news paper .
Found your porn, now I explain policy.
I peddle softcore to arab youth
I write erotic fantasies for your mom.
Fanged Lawn Wormy
I make the fun parts for museums.
I build gearboxes for windmills. Big ones.
Grape Juice Vampire
I build puppets and puppet accessories.
Liquefy living things through a metal tube.
I keep pilots from killing each other.
Open luggage, take away fruit.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.