Magic Underwear

I am a copy editor for a news paper .


Found your porn, now I explain policy.


I peddle softcore to arab youth

Delilah Fawkes

I write erotic fantasies for your mom.

Fanged Lawn Wormy

I make the fun parts for museums.

Fatty McBaconpants

I build gearboxes for windmills. Big ones.

Grape Juice Vampire

I build puppets and puppet accessories.


Liquefy living things through a metal tube.


I keep pilots from killing each other.


Open luggage, take away fruit.

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