Magic Underwear

I am a copy editor for a news paper .

flakeloaf

Found your porn, now I explain policy.

Forty

I peddle softcore to arab youth

Delilah Fawkes

I write erotic fantasies for your mom.

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Fatty McBaconpants

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Grape Juice Vampire

I build puppets and puppet accessories.

Phobophilia

Liquefy living things through a metal tube.

TheHouseofM

I keep pilots from killing each other.

ookuwagata

Open luggage, take away fruit.

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