I am a copy editor for a news paper .
Found your porn, now I explain policy.
I peddle softcore to arab youth
I write erotic fantasies for your mom.
Fanged Lawn Wormy
I make the fun parts for museums.
I build gearboxes for windmills. Big ones.
Grape Juice Vampire
I build puppets and puppet accessories.
Liquefy living things through a metal tube.
I keep pilots from killing each other.
Open luggage, take away fruit.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.