I am a copy editor for a news paper .
Found your porn, now I explain policy.
I peddle softcore to arab youth
I write erotic fantasies for your mom.
Fanged Lawn Wormy
I make the fun parts for museums.
I build gearboxes for windmills. Big ones.
Grape Juice Vampire
I build puppets and puppet accessories.
Liquefy living things through a metal tube.
I keep pilots from killing each other.
Open luggage, take away fruit.
YOUNG AND USELESS - Meek dog lacks the age and experience necessary for the grim task at hand. Will trade for a dog unshackled from morality, and willing to do what needs to be done. 555-1299
This is not my jury summons!
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