I make worthless powerpoints in cubicle purgatory.
I scrape human feces off bathroom walls.
I clean up poop and get bitten.
Seeing Eye Duck
I cook your unique snowflake dietary food.
Night Danger Moose
I deliver pizzas to cheap-ass customers.
I do bakery work for cheapskate Italians.
I film children speaking about frogs.
Endymion FRS MK1
Reluctantly give discounts to unyielding idiot shitheels.
End this phone call or die please
The customer is always right. Kill me.
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