Argue with manchildren over imaginary armor items.
Healthcare industry, tirelessly writing EPIC* training documents.
*EPIC is the name of the electronic health record we use.
My Little Puni
Elbow deep in doughnut icing and toppings
I sell expensive caffeine to trophy wives.
Make sure disabled people are having fun.
Western Australia Dangerous Sex Offender Clinical Psychologist
I drive slow and look for bombs.
Government worker spying on your health habits
Slowly kill people while robbing them blind.
Be insane, get disability money, thanks Obama.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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