Argue with manchildren over imaginary armor items.
Healthcare industry, tirelessly writing EPIC* training documents.
*EPIC is the name of the electronic health record we use.
My Little Puni
Elbow deep in doughnut icing and toppings
I sell expensive caffeine to trophy wives.
Make sure disabled people are having fun.
Western Australia Dangerous Sex Offender Clinical Psychologist
I drive slow and look for bombs.
Government worker spying on your health habits
Slowly kill people while robbing them blind.
Be insane, get disability money, thanks Obama.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.