Argue with manchildren over imaginary armor items.
Healthcare industry, tirelessly writing EPIC* training documents.
*EPIC is the name of the electronic health record we use.
My Little Puni
Elbow deep in doughnut icing and toppings
I sell expensive caffeine to trophy wives.
Make sure disabled people are having fun.
Western Australia Dangerous Sex Offender Clinical Psychologist
I drive slow and look for bombs.
Government worker spying on your health habits
Slowly kill people while robbing them blind.
Be insane, get disability money, thanks Obama.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.