Argue with manchildren over imaginary armor items.
Healthcare industry, tirelessly writing EPIC* training documents.
*EPIC is the name of the electronic health record we use.
My Little Puni
Elbow deep in doughnut icing and toppings
I sell expensive caffeine to trophy wives.
Make sure disabled people are having fun.
Western Australia Dangerous Sex Offender Clinical Psychologist
I drive slow and look for bombs.
Government worker spying on your health habits
Slowly kill people while robbing them blind.
Be insane, get disability money, thanks Obama.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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