happyhippy

Argue with manchildren over imaginary armor items.

TotalBlammBlamm

Healthcare industry, tirelessly writing EPIC* training documents.

*EPIC is the name of the electronic health record we use.

My Little Puni

Elbow deep in doughnut icing and toppings

gamingCaffeinator

I sell expensive caffeine to trophy wives.

KDdidit

Make sure disabled people are having fun.

Serrath

Western Australia Dangerous Sex Offender Clinical Psychologist

Dirt5o8

I drive slow and look for bombs.

Nutella

Government worker spying on your health habits

Thievery

Slowly kill people while robbing them blind.

timefly

Be insane, get disability money, thanks Obama.


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