Argue with manchildren over imaginary armor items.


Healthcare industry, tirelessly writing EPIC* training documents.

*EPIC is the name of the electronic health record we use.

My Little Puni

Elbow deep in doughnut icing and toppings


I sell expensive caffeine to trophy wives.


Make sure disabled people are having fun.


Western Australia Dangerous Sex Offender Clinical Psychologist


I drive slow and look for bombs.


Government worker spying on your health habits


Slowly kill people while robbing them blind.


Be insane, get disability money, thanks Obama.

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