Argue with manchildren over imaginary armor items.
Healthcare industry, tirelessly writing EPIC* training documents.
*EPIC is the name of the electronic health record we use.
My Little Puni
Elbow deep in doughnut icing and toppings
I sell expensive caffeine to trophy wives.
Make sure disabled people are having fun.
Western Australia Dangerous Sex Offender Clinical Psychologist
I drive slow and look for bombs.
Government worker spying on your health habits
Slowly kill people while robbing them blind.
Be insane, get disability money, thanks Obama.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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