> Consult NSA files on "The Deceiver" to look for any weaknesses
> Check inventory for birth certificate
cock hero flux
hold on we never checked in the small hut at the very start
> let's go back and do that, and grab some beer on the way
> "This is torture. I'm going to close this prison."
> Go to small hut
> Never close prison
> Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.
> Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the whip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
Poland SpringsAlso we need to inform the angels they will henceforth be known as Bob and Bob's wife.
> go as far to the left as possible.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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