Pawn 17

> Consult NSA files on "The Deceiver" to look for any weaknesses

Insertnamehere31

> Check inventory for birth certificate

cock hero flux

hold on we never checked in the small hut at the very start

> let's go back and do that, and grab some beer on the way

HBar

> "This is torture. I'm going to close this prison."
> Go to small hut
> Never close prison

wilderthanmild

> Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.

Atma


malder

> Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the whip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.

Poland Springs

Also we need to inform the angels they will henceforth be known as Bob and Bob's wife.

Atma


Accretionist

> go as far to the left as possible.

Atma

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