cock hero flux
> get the golden sword in the background and ram it hilt first into the flesh golem's groin to act as a big sharp and potentially magical cock
> Make a goddamn skeleton golem.
> Tear the wings off the freshly-dead angel and the impaled angel in the background and attach them to your unwinged golems.
> Go get the goddamned beer, Jesus Christ.
> Go north through the gate and stop wasting time
> Tell the large angel "You think I'm on your side?" and cackle maniacally as you run your trident into his chest.
> Wiretap the demons to find their evil plan and then call in a drone strike
> Set the weed golem on fire and catapult it into the demon army to get them all high
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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