cock hero flux
> get the golden sword in the background and ram it hilt first into the flesh golem's groin to act as a big sharp and potentially magical cock
> Make a goddamn skeleton golem.
> Tear the wings off the freshly-dead angel and the impaled angel in the background and attach them to your unwinged golems.
> Go get the goddamned beer, Jesus Christ.
> Go north through the gate and stop wasting time
> Tell the large angel "You think I'm on your side?" and cackle maniacally as you run your trident into his chest.
> Wiretap the demons to find their evil plan and then call in a drone strike
> Set the weed golem on fire and catapult it into the demon army to get them all high
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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