cock hero flux
> get the golden sword in the background and ram it hilt first into the flesh golem's groin to act as a big sharp and potentially magical cock
> Make a goddamn skeleton golem.
> Tear the wings off the freshly-dead angel and the impaled angel in the background and attach them to your unwinged golems.
> Go get the goddamned beer, Jesus Christ.
> Go north through the gate and stop wasting time
> Tell the large angel "You think I'm on your side?" and cackle maniacally as you run your trident into his chest.
> Wiretap the demons to find their evil plan and then call in a drone strike
> Set the weed golem on fire and catapult it into the demon army to get them all high
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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