> Offer him a place in your new world order. Then ensnare his legs with vines and crush them. His place will be the golems groin as a weeping codpiece.
> Claim his things as our due.
> Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's ass.
Crack a wry smile and say, "Seems like you're... pasture prime." YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.
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> use the staff to propel one of the golems arm corpses at him like some kind of nasty rocket punch
> use staff to create vines to bind centaur's arms into a non-firing position, then say "am I disturbing you? you look a little...tied up at the moment"
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
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