cock hero flux
> climb onto it and ride on its shoulders
> Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy
C. Everett Koop
> Impale the staff in the middle of the pentagram and work it like a stripper pole
> Pause briefy to survey the twisted tableau before you, then fart as hard as you fucking can
Hey guys we forgot to get the whip that is coiled and hanging from the wall in the bar:
We'll probably need that at some point.
> Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.
Ron Paul Hype Man
> Say "Oh shit, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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