Whew, that's quite a deck (if you catch my drift)! Be sure to send me any factual errors that the original author of the card may have created because, by God, I swear I just absolutely love every email I get regarding the factual consistency of the Comedy Goldmine! They're almost as great as when people submit this site as an Awful Link of the Day! Woo hoo!
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.