Topkid: ACLU
Topkid: Junk Bonds
Topkid: Kofi Annan
Vanilla: Friendly Fire
velvetelvis: Iran Contra
velvetelvis: Israeli Incursion on the West Bank
velvetelvis: The Victim Suffered Burns on Over 90% of his Body
Verloc: Gun Control
Vitriol: Guerilla Operation
Ok guys, that's it. Painful but cathartic, as always. Personally, I won't be looking at headlines in quite the same way for at least an hour or two. Maybe even three, who knows? I do know that I will see all of your beatific faces back here next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel. In the mean time, stay out of trouble and remember my very good and helpful advice about the ease of living life on a mistake-by-mistake basis.
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