Topkid: ACLU

Topkid: Junk Bonds

Topkid: Kofi Annan

Vanilla: Friendly Fire

velvetelvis: Iran Contra

velvetelvis: Israeli Incursion on the West Bank

velvetelvis: The Victim Suffered Burns on Over 90% of his Body

Verloc: Gun Control

Vitriol: Guerilla Operation

Ok guys, that's it. Painful but cathartic, as always. Personally, I won't be looking at headlines in quite the same way for at least an hour or two. Maybe even three, who knows? I do know that I will see all of your beatific faces back here next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel. In the mean time, stay out of trouble and remember my very good and helpful advice about the ease of living life on a mistake-by-mistake basis.

– Emily "Integral" Reigel

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

About This Column

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.