Topkid: Junk Bonds
Topkid: Kofi Annan
Vanilla: Friendly Fire
velvetelvis: Iran Contra
velvetelvis: Israeli Incursion on the West Bank
velvetelvis: The Victim Suffered Burns on Over 90% of his Body
Verloc: Gun Control
Vitriol: Guerilla Operation
Ok guys, that's it. Painful but cathartic, as always. Personally, I won't be looking at headlines in quite the same way for at least an hour or two. Maybe even three, who knows? I do know that I will see all of your beatific faces back here next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel. In the mean time, stay out of trouble and remember my very good and helpful advice about the ease of living life on a mistake-by-mistake basis.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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