One of the main reasons I never read on the toilet, genesplicer.
I think it's about time you blasted her with a Super Soaker, Jeijei.
That's reason enough for me to not run the vacuum, Kirby Dancer.
Come on, Kobalt, beer's been helping white guys dance since 1842.
I bet lol Mike's friends think he's over-protective of his computer for stranger reasons...
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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