One of the main reasons I never read on the toilet, genesplicer.
I think it's about time you blasted her with a Super Soaker, Jeijei.
That's reason enough for me to not run the vacuum, Kirby Dancer.
Come on, Kobalt, beer's been helping white guys dance since 1842.
I bet lol Mike's friends think he's over-protective of his computer for stranger reasons...
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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