One of the main reasons I never read on the toilet, genesplicer.
I think it's about time you blasted her with a Super Soaker, Jeijei.
That's reason enough for me to not run the vacuum, Kirby Dancer.
Come on, Kobalt, beer's been helping white guys dance since 1842.
I bet lol Mike's friends think he's over-protective of his computer for stranger reasons...
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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