One of the main reasons I never read on the toilet, genesplicer.
I think it's about time you blasted her with a Super Soaker, Jeijei.
That's reason enough for me to not run the vacuum, Kirby Dancer.
Come on, Kobalt, beer's been helping white guys dance since 1842.
I bet lol Mike's friends think he's over-protective of his computer for stranger reasons...
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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