One of the main reasons I never read on the toilet, genesplicer.

I think it's about time you blasted her with a Super Soaker, Jeijei.

That's reason enough for me to not run the vacuum, Kirby Dancer.

Come on, Kobalt, beer's been helping white guys dance since 1842.

I bet lol Mike's friends think he's over-protective of his computer for stranger reasons...

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