RachelO is responsible for the next three efforts, but unfortunately the first of these was a little bit too explicit for the innocent readers of Something Awful! However, I have taken steps to censor the offensive image. See if you can spot which part of the drawing I have edited.
I'm not entirely sure what a Roflcopter is, but I think I want one.
If you have ever had the fortune to meet senor lovesauce, you will know he is a man who smells of success. Quite literally.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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