Shasta Orange Soda: You know I wish that I had Jessie's girth.
AxeManiac: I was going to say this guy seems cool, but he is doing the I love you instead of throwing up the horns, so he sucks.
hoodrow trillson: american gothic
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.