ToastFaceKillah



My husband bought some to bring back to people he knew would get grossed out, and then make someone at work eat it. While he was grabbing some, some horribly obese woman was grabbing some too, and told him that she made two cans a day for her husband, and it was the highlight of his day.


HopWallace

Anyone ever have Corned Beef Hash from a can?


I bought some the other day while grocery shopping because it looked interesting and the picture on the can looked kind of appetizing. Then I opened the can and this came out:



StevenDS

I submit pizza kits. The results are always ... disappointing.



SlightButSteady

These recipes cards for the poor, fat and lonely.




Koons



gigawhite

That's obviously a happy guy with a cool mustache. Nice try, though.


Koons

I see only loneliness in his eyes. It's always what's in the eyes.

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