I mean my god look at this fucking rug. It's about 3'x5' and holy shit does it look good on my floor.
That dragon has 4 god damn arms. It has wheels. And the wheels have wheels. Oh shit it has wings.
It turns into wood halfway down. But before it turns into wood, which I assume is of the finest oak, it has a six pack.
And look at those breasts. My god they're big. Cool scimitar.
Yes it is hand made. No I will not sell it.
Can...can I buy one like it?
No god damn't it's hand made that means there's only one. I have the only copy.
Pretty sweet, did you eat dog food for it?
be nice, he's not a whore. If he ate dog food for the rug, he would be a whore. Eating it in his spare time makes him a HERO.
I won't be eating this rug so stop messaging me.
I bet that rug really ties the room together.
Judging by that rug, I can tell you're a man of taste and refinement and probably have an elaborate security system in place to prevent the theft of that rug. I don't care. Flaunting your prize in such a vulgar manner was a horrible mistake. I'm coming. I'm coming for the rug. You will never sleep soundly again, for even if I fail, there will be others. There will always be others.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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